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broker than Brokeback Mountain 

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.
Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

Broker Joel Stuff 

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.
Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?
Broker Joel Stuff by Broker Things December 14, 2022

broker youtube scam 

A scam rampant on Youtube, where a fake account will post a comment claiming they make $50,000 a month. Following said comment, a plethora of other fake comments will generate as if a conversation, discussing a "broker" on whatsapp who can miraculously make anyone rich within a month, including a whatsapp number. This is a scam to gain personal and banking details.
"I earn 47,500k monthly, with the help of broker Amanda Manda, her whatsapp number is here" - broker youtube scam.

pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.
"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."
pussy broker by nunzio19 July 22, 2009

love broker

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
I contacted the local love broker to get my nuts off today
love broker by F.L. Broker June 25, 2017

pussy broker

The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut [butter[.

“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”

Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”

Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.

pussy broker by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007