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blue waffle 

something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
blue waffle by Poopy Pingu May 1, 2010

Blue Waffle 

When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
Blue Waffle by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016

Blue Waffle 

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

Blue Waffle 

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google
I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.
Blue Waffle by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016

Blue Waffle 

A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina

blue waffle 

This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
blue waffle by deejay_steve June 12, 2018