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Metric Bitchtit 

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.
Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

bitchtit 

A derivitive of bitch. Commonly used in circles where the word bitch has lost most of its meaning from over use.

A bitchtit is:
1. (n) A person who lacks all good qualities (i.e. A scenester/DDR freak/a jock)
2. (n)Literal: The tit of a bitch, or female dog.
3. A exclamation, see fuck, balls, shitfuck, ishboo
"That F-ing scenester kid is such a dirty bitchtit!"
bitchtit by Ishboo June 28, 2006

bitchtipsy

The state of a male who has become inebriated with alcoholic beverages generally associated with consumption by females.
I told Bobby not to drink all those cosmopolitans.

Yeah, now he's all bitchtipsy.

Bitchtits 

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar
Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.
Bitchtits by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Phillip Bitchtits 

A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers.
You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.
Phillip Bitchtits by Philliptits December 6, 2010

bitchtits 

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)
Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.
bitchtits by ReyZ June 1, 2003