Big Bad Nuts

A revered and widely well-loved folk hero who is best known for his unstoppable ability to identify abuse of authority and bullying and then to bravely step in and stop it.

No threat makes Big Bad Nuts back off because he has no fear and no regrets, no matter what!

Big Bad Nuts by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

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Big Bad Bert

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

Big Bad Bert by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012

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big bad bisexual brad

A big burly man who runs like a dinosaur with wide hips, thick ankles, and a low centre gravity. He loves to wear yoga pants to football games and always has 8 pounds of jell in his hair. He owns a humpy bike and Lynryd Skynyrd records, he likes to bake cakes instead of going camping. He prefers Strawberry Tackerys and Margeritas instead of a nice cold beer like real men. He likes to care for the environment in his little Nissan Leaf while other real men are driving trucks.

“Oh my god look at Big Bad Bisexual Brad, he’s blocking !”

big bad bisexual brad by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018

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Big Bad Scotch

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.

Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.

Big Bad Scotch by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 18, 2009