Bird bathing 

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)

Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…

Bird bathing by Flxsh September 4, 2021

Bitching & Moaning

Complaning constantly.

I'm tired of your bitching & moaning.

Bitching & Moaning by Nichole McKnight August 6, 2009

berka bathing 

swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

male and female {though usually female}

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.

jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.

berka bathing by will6691 November 28, 2012

Money-Bitching 

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

Money-Bitching by L. Sharf July 23, 2012

the bitching hour 

The bitching hour is when the parental unit comes down en masse with criticisms of your habitual failures, laziness, and poor grades.

The reports come out today. It's time for the bitching hour.

the bitching hour by Cranberry Bob January 17, 2020

bitching

excessive complaining without a specific reason and without the will to change something.
if the actual reason will be refuted, a new random reason will be immediately invented.
presupposes the loser mindset that nothing can be done to change the situation in positive.

- enjoyment of being angry

she is bitching because unhappy of her life

bitching by pluriverse June 14, 2015

bathing a cat 

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

bathing a cat by Da Man too June 30, 2008