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An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
baster party by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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Rick Baster
Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).
His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022
Master Baster
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."
My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.
My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.
My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
Master Baster by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
Turkey Baster
When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
Turkey Baster by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
Twerky Baster
Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!
Twerky Baster by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014
Russian Roulette Turkey Baster
When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant
Russian Roulette Turkey Baster by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017