Carlos Bandage 

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

Carlos Bandage by kallyirwin May 21, 2020

Bandage 

Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die

That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed

Bandage by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019

Chocolate Bandage Of Doom

Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!

"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"

Chocolate Bandage Of Doom by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

vagina bandage 

A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.

Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.

vagina bandage by The One and Only Savage January 23, 2010

Bandaléros

A group of Danish Vikings who once every summer take on a various number of Greek islands, they leave the women dripping wet, the men arguing with their parents regarding changing gender. The famous Bandalèros is a group of monotheists that only practice The Circle of Death and Fun. The mob of tourists are in no doubt when visiting an Island that has been conquered by the Bandalèros as the city life is none less than glamorous.

* Also reffered to as El Bandaléros *

From: “The dairy of the poor fishermen”

After a week on the sea in rough weather conditions, we were happy finally to be back on shore. We were looking forward to dropping our catch off at our trusted customer Papadimitrios’ restaurant but to our big surprise Papadimitrios had shut down his restaurant. A few days later I meet him at the local mall where he had trouble parking his Lamborghini. I asked him “Papadimitrios where have you stolen your car?” But to my surprise that wasn’t the case. Papadimitrios proudly answered “No no my friend, The Bandalèros came to eat at my restaurant! I have bought a Ferrari for you” It was a day never to forget.

An overheard conversation between a new mother and a midwife at the local hospital on Paros.

Midwife: “Who is the father of the child”

New mother: “I don’t know, I might be one of the Bandalèros”

Midwife: “What a blessing! He will be a strong and healthy boy”

Bandaléros by The Stimulation July 13, 2022

korekiyos.bandages 

A tiktoker with funny videos

“Hey, have you heard of korekiyos.bandages?”
“Yes, it’s videos are awesome!”

korekiyos.bandages by Korekiyo Shinguji December 10, 2021

walking.waste.of.bandages 

COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!!
this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!

they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅

they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1

“have you heard of this account called ‘walking.waste.of.bandages’?”

“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”

walking.waste.of.bandages by AMBERSBESTIENAMEDLIV July 6, 2021