balm cake 

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.

balm cake by rozzler April 16, 2004

Balm Diggity 

A balm, revolutionary and exceptional in all facets of its application.

Nice balm.

Good stuff, no doubt.

The Balm Diggity, I'd say.

Balm Diggity by JusCallMeBag April 26, 2015

Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

Who told you to put the balm on? by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

heart balm 

Any common remedy for those trying to get over heartbreak.

You have been so depressed ever since you and your girlfriend broke up. You need a heart balm, like a dog to keep you company or maybe you should join some clubs.

heart balm by Nique January 4, 2005

Ran out of lip balm 

i want to die

I've just ran out of lip balm

Ran out of lip balm by eli hshshs March 13, 2022

ball bag balm 

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered

Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?

ball bag balm by Reidp3 August 14, 2006

Lip balm 

The cure to opioids and no one can tell me different.

Lip balm is made in heaven

Lip balm by Smallpp69 January 7, 2020