bald 

Taller than your hair.

Vin Deisil is bald.

bald by Neil Deprume and Deameon Havok April 9, 2006

bald 

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

bald by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006

Bald 

bald

Andrew Higgins is bald

Bald by Chief bald May 30, 2018

bald 

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

bald by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Bald 

The aftermath of being roasted, burned, or scalpt.

"After she scalpt me in the roast session I was bald."

Bald by River Bend September 23, 2016

Bald 

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".

"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."

Bald by David from the bay August 20, 2008

bald 

A guy with a receding hairline. Truly laughable yet sad at the same time.

I wonder how you felt when you first knew you were going bald.

bald by cldc February 13, 2008