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Assaholic 

When a person has a tendency to act like an ass or shmuckass

It could either be a constant thing like a personality trait or just a sudden outburst/tantrum
"Brandon you sure as hell are acting like an assaholic by constantly wanting to contradict me"
Assaholic by KDiggidyDiaz June 7, 2016

Assaholic 

1. A person who is addicted to saying 'Ass', 'Crap' or 'Shit'
2. A person who said 'shit' more times than they actually have a shit.
1. Mike: Yes, I know I say Ass, Crap or Shit a lot, I just happe to be an assaholic!
Assaholic by Green7501 November 28, 2018

assaholic 

A person who has become dependent in their public persona of drunk asshole.
"That guy whose always puking on your bed and putting his fist through the front door window is such a fucking assaholic!"
assaholic by roger January 29, 2004

assaholic 

a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity
Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'
assaholic by allikat2005 July 20, 2008

Assaholic 

These assaholics keep staring at my backside and are making me mad uncomfortable.

This assaholic is trying to get me raped.
Assaholic by Straightdude. May 18, 2013

Assaholic 

Noun/Adjective
1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness.
2. Assaholic in nature.
Jim: I don't know what Peter was trippin on last night, but it must have been some heavy shit.
Roy: What do you mean?
Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick.
Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
Assaholic by TheLotionMaster September 28, 2014