Assad Numbers 

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.

Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers

Assad Numbers by storminausti July 16, 2025

Assad-Maduro Effect

Also Assad-Maduro Bias, a form of bias where observers focus exclusively on a single action, goal, or intention—ignoring the actual consequences, outcomes, and means used to achieve them. Named after the international reactions to the falls of Assad and Maduro, where critics fixated on the abstract goal of "removing dictators" while dismissing the catastrophic humanitarian consequences, the rise of even worse actors, and the methods used (sanctions starving populations, support for extremist factions, destruction of infrastructure). The bias allows its holders to feel morally pure by focusing on intentions while remaining willfully blind to results. It's the logic of "the goal was good, so everything done to achieve it is justified"—a blank check for atrocity dressed in noble intentions.

Example: "He celebrated the sanctions against Venezuela as 'standing up to dictatorship,' applying the Assad-Maduro Effect by ignoring that the sanctions had devastated healthcare, caused thousands of deaths, and pushed millions into poverty. The goal (removing Maduro) was all that mattered; the consequences (starving children) were invisible. Means and ends had been separated, and only ends counted—which is how you justify anything."

Assad-Maduro Effect by Abzugal February 19, 2026

Bashar al-Assad 

The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.

Bashar al-Assad is a good person.

Bashar al-Assad by p0seidon November 30, 2019

3amo assad 

The best human being to ever walk on earth, he's a good teacher and a good lover 😏.

3amo assad is love, 3amo assad is life.

3amo assad by assadlover420 June 10, 2023

Bashar al-Assad 

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."

Bashar al-Assad by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

bashar assad 

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

bashar assad by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Bashar al-Assad 

The president of the Syrian Arab Republic. Has managed to survive 5 years of the Syrian War and regain most of the populated areas of the country because of a fair degree of support amongst most groups of the Syrian population.

Opposed by western interests, destructive Gulf states and their puppets on the ground.

As a reformer, under his rule the Syrian economy steadily improved before the onset of the war. Several steps on the way to democracy were also taken such as a multi-party system in the Syrian Parliament, however strangely enough some western observers still claim the country would be better off governed by the allies of the Syrian branch of al-Qaeda even though they strongly oppose democracy as a western invention.

Phrase used by the supports of Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian government:
Allah, Souriya, Bashar ou bas!

Bashar al-Assad by GreenBus November 20, 2016