Aggressive Stalking 

Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.

Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"

Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."

Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"

Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."

Michael: "..."

*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/

Aggressive Stalking by Bakurra December 6, 2014

Aggressive snail 

A doggy style sex position for those who enjoy rough sex where you have the women in a head lock with your non dominant arm and pull her hair with your dominant hand riding her back like a snail shell

I threw that bitch in the aggressive snail , she finally let me hit her with the aggressive snail, thots love the aggressive snail

Aggressive snail by Papa Nacke May 20, 2020

Aggressive Spooning 

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

Aggressive Spooning by Dinde October 14, 2008

aggressive slacktivism 

To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.

Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.

aggressive slacktivism by empressov May 6, 2011

aggressive street walking 

when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.

"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"

aggressive street walking by lpskia182 January 6, 2009

Aggressive salmon 

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

Aggressive salmon by Battered July 8, 2017

aggressive shit

A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.

I had the worse aggressive shit last night.

aggressive shit by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014