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re-accommodate 

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.
Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
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Re-accomodate 

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.
Re-accomodate by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

Re-Accomodate 

To beat savagely.
"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"
Re-Accomodate by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate 

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.
re-accomodate by ze777enz April 10, 2017

qccommodate 

To allow a QAnon devotee, Trump follower, or neo-fascist sympathizer to privately or publicly express their paranoid or hateful fantasies, without intervening to stop or curtail them from doing so. Often done in the interests of preserving a friendship or family relationship, or to maintain decorum in a social setting.
I qccommodated my friend by not punching him in the face when he started talking about Jewish lasers.

Some might say the GOP has gambled its future by choosing to qccommodate neo-fascists in the party, post-Trump.
qccommodate by 66-60 February 9, 2021

Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."
"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"
Accommodator by The Dastard December 23, 2004

Place of public accommodation 

Per Title III of the ADA, a place of public accommodation is physical structure with a brick and mortar enclosure.
Q: Nigga, you think a website is a place of public accommodation under Title III of the ADA?
A: Fuck naw, I might be blind but I ain't retarded.