pulling a maddie 

to put way too much chapstick on before an inevitable kiss making the other person's lips kinda burn

Person 1: How was your kiss with that girl earlier?

Person 2: I mean good, but she wound up pulling a maddie.

pulling a maddie by grandpa yason December 8, 2020

Maddie A 

Just wants to be your friend. Afraid of losing people, overthinks 24/7 but doesn’t want to be annoying about it. Definitely has mental problems lmfao. Scared to fall in love but always ends up falling in love anyways. Chaotic. Also gremlin. Also fruity as hell. Wants to be social with new people but too awkward to know what to do or say. Will climb anything. Stuffed animals are best friends. Also she doesn’t care what Lucas says, Maddie knows she gets all the bitches

“Is that a gremlin?” “Nah that’s Maddie A”
“Maddie A’s literally so hot don’t even try.”

Maddie A by Ur MOM lmfao udggjddhg April 4, 2022

A Madden Moment 

An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.

Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.

John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?

Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.

John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.

A Madden Moment by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009

Pulling A Madden 

When a video game franchise is released year after year with very little changes, but is still popular. The first franchise to do this was of course Madden Football.

Guitar Hero, Dance Dance Revolution, and most other sports games are most likely to keep Pulling A Madden.

Pulling A Madden by insanecow November 16, 2009

A Madden 

To be a giant penis.

Tim is such a madden.

A Madden by Eric517 March 11, 2007

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

A Maddison Soon by sedski April 26, 2025

Hit a Middie 

1. Land an airshot (Gaming)

2. Physically assault a Mid Division player (Real Life)

Anyone wanna hit a middie at lan?

Hit a Middie by DuMmTm March 13, 2020