Canadian nose job 

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

Canadian nose job by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

Canadian Breakfast 

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

Canadian Breakfast by Tarvish June 12, 2020

Canadian 

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present

In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.

Canadian by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020

Canadian fire drill 

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

Canadian fire drill by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.

We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.

Canadian Hello by Ucosude August 19, 2020

Canadian seal hunt 

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

Canadian seal hunt by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

canadian roommates 

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers

Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates

canadian roommates by Lannin September 17, 2020