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Take a winnie 

1. To defecate
2. To poo
"I'm gonna go take a winnie"
Take a winnie by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh 

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.
The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

Dirty winnie 

The act of sitting on someone’s face while simultaneously growling and showing they’d teeth.
Brad pulled a dirty winnie last night, it was so hot!
Dirty winnie by Pretty fudge April 17, 2020

A Winnie 

When you take your beer into the toilet when you're having a crap and continue to drink it whilst emptying your bowels. 'Winnie the Poo Beer'
Hold my beer mate I need a shit... ahhh fuck it don't worry i'lll go for a Winnie.
A Winnie by corndog86 April 20, 2016

A-winnie 

Hot ass ginger guy that plays fortnite
A-winnie is so hot and good at fortnite!
A-winnie by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022

Urban winnie 

Editor at Urban dictionary who won't publish anything aimed at berating liberals
You buddy are an urban winnie.
Urban winnie by whodati February 27, 2010