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Tourist Season 

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.
Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

Tourist or Chatroom Tourist

A chatroom tourist is any new to the room chatter or "newb" who comes in trying to troll or generally make a nuisance of themselves. Usually a person every regular chatter dislikes or trolls immediately.

Also, A chatroom tourist or tourist for short, is a new chatter who instead of being themselves takes on a fake persona to gain friends in the chat, or complains about how things normally run and tries to change them.

"Tourist" enters the room.
Reg or Regular: the chat died :(
"Tourist": chats can't die.

"Chatroom Tourist" enters the room.
Reg: ****
"Tourist": don't swear, go to church, be a christian.

Also, Someone who tries to force their beliefs on others, while not intending to ever come back to the chat...which is generally just being Annoying.
Tourist or Chatroom tourist enters the room:
Regs are playing a game(all chats have some regular daily game,..whether its riddles, random naming or association games...there's always one)
Tourist: u shuldn't play thiz game unless u r stupid or somthing.

(Tourist usually gets insulted, usually starts spamming and then gets booted)

Tourist Blueballs 

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

Tourist(chinky) 

A very chinky tourists who likes to eat dogs on a regular basis and is regularly seen near the ruins of feniscowles trying to catch little kiddies for his Chinese factories
"Fucking keep it down MILES you Chubster I think chinkys"

"What that tourist that eats FuCkinG DoGS On A ReGUlaR BaSIs"

"Yh, so stfu or else he will send us of to China with all the other kids"

Tourist(chinky)

Touristimore 

Is the combination of Tourism & Tourist with the City of Baltimore.
The downtown hotels & restaurants are looking forward to the "Touristimore" Spring Season for the year 2021.
Touristimore by Dunkadelic Era December 22, 2020
They pretend to be smart but left their brains at home.
They pretend to be wealthy but act like gipsy.
The kind of people that ask info and ignore it
Tourist: i am dr. Engineer but tell me what a license plate is..

Tourist: yeah, i own this company. But hey can you make me a good deal on that?

Tourist: how i get there?
Local: bla long story bla
Tourist: ok, but i go there
Tourist by Erphex June 11, 2021