Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

Goober Douche by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

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gogobebe

you guys actually expected me to know what this means???
anyways, mommymoo supremacy

Gogobebe is such a great song, this is why we stan mamamoo.

gogobebe by a goat that stans girl groups April 7, 2021

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Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

Goober Butt by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

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globesity

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.

Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD

globesity by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005

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goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

goober by Parker. June 5, 2004

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gobber

a person's front teeth

BLIMEY, MATE! You got smashed right in the fucking gobber!

gobber by that motherfuckin like button November 1, 2017

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goobery

1. overly affectionate, likely awkward for those not involved

That couple is so goobery - i want to vomit.

goobery by retsej May 8, 2009

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