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Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
Cracking an Egg by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

Cracking Crack 

When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.
Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives
Cracking Crack by hehejackson19 April 23, 2019
Sucking a fat horse cock, usually choking on it.
“Aw brah Molly was down by the farm totally chocking last night
Chocking by Tha Real jBoy August 24, 2020

Cocking Cock 

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!
Cocking Cock by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009

Cocking the Helmet 

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.
I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet
Cocking the Helmet by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

Cracking Effort 

Used on its own to define a Task or errand of some sort. When you get someone to wash your car and they wax and polish it as well...Cracking effort!
Cracking Effort by IggysDen March 26, 2018