Tard 

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

Tard by Henry burford November 12, 2017

Tard 

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

Tard by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

Tard 

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

Tard by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

tard 

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

tard by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

Tard 

A shorter way of saying Retard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "

Tard by King Azreal October 5, 2018

Tard 

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

Tard by Bishainator November 12, 2018

Tard 

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "

" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"

Tard by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 10, 2019