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International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.
Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times 

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

You’re Special Like A Short Bus

A sarcastic and often offensive slang phrase used to imply that someone is unintelligent, clueless, or lacking basic common sense. The expression is framed like a compliment but is actually a backhanded insult. It references special education transportation (“short buses”), which makes the phrase widely considered disrespectful. it can be used by people in a jokingly casual or edgy humor. Context and audience matter heavily, as it can easily cross the line from humor into outright insult.
“You really tried to unlock your car with your house key? Yeah… .”

“He spent 10 minutes looking for his phone while it was in his hand man’s special like a short bus.”

“You put metal in the microwave and thought it was fine? You’re special like a short bus.”

“She studied for the wrong test and blamed the teacher… special like a short bus for real.”

“Bro clicked ‘forgot password’ and then forgot the new one instantly you’re special like a short bus.”

I do not need a faux server for a short film... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died. 

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.