A very short time ago 

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

A very short time ago by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020

colby ray short 

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money

Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god

colby ray short by RayJJizzle July 2, 2020

High dive off the short bus 

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

High dive off the short bus by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

National Make Tall People Short Day 

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

National Make Tall People Short Day by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

ur.local.short.wasian 

Ur.local.short.wasian is a small tiktoker and mostly post about random things on account. She dances, and post funny thing on her account. She goes by Alyssia (uh-lee-lee-uh). A lot of people say her name wrong

Ex: Hey, did you see Ur.local.short.wasian’s new tiktok??

ur.local.short.wasian by Well...im here- November 30, 2020

Cass is short 

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true

Cass is short af

Cass is short by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020