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Shady Pines 

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"
Shady Pines by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

National Shit Your Pants Day 

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

safety pants 

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.
I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.
safety pants by HallMonitor November 3, 2013

Social Points 

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with
I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points
Social Points by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

Swish Pants 

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.
Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.
Swish Pants by Willy Pom June 11, 2008

Shit-Pants Drunk 

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.