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Jehovahpalooza 

A massive celebration, the only official holiday recognized by the Jehovah's Witnesses aka J-Hos aka Jehovies.
MOM! Can I go to Jehovahpalooza this Saturday?!
Jehovahpalooza by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

Jehovah's Asian 

When a Dirty Little Asian starts believing in god and tries hard not to have impure thoughts about women.
Eugene doesn't talk about Julia the way he use to. He turned Jehovah's Asian.
Jehovah's Asian by Chu Mei November 18, 2017

Jehovah's Witness 

It's when a guy blows a load in your ear.
When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.

Jehovah Biscuit 

John: i'm allergic to wine but i drink it

George: John your such a Jehovah Biscuit
Jehovah Biscuit by Pandahype October 22, 2011

Jehovah's Witnesses 

1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)
Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course
Jehovah's Witnesses by apallison December 10, 2017

Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
Jehovah's Witness walk by pentozali December 30, 2009