You Look like a Dirty Poptart 

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

You Look like a Dirty Poptart by Lost Key October 17, 2018

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

suburban poptart by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

Commit poptart 

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

Commit poptart by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

butter on a poptart 

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

butter on a poptart by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart 

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

Bearded Poptart by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Buttery Poptart 

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

Buttery Poptart by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016

Mongolian Poptart 

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

Mongolian Poptart by TheRealCK August 10, 2010