Definitions by TheRealCK

Surprise Sex 

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.

Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.

Surprise Sex by TheRealCK June 2, 2011

Mongolian Poptart 

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

Mongolian Poptart by TheRealCK August 10, 2010