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goucheronie 

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE
Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !
goucheronie by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed
Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched
Gouched by High bitch November 26, 2019

Gouchsweat 

sweaty or precipitated balls, generally occurring by having sex or masturbating
my balls have a substantial amount of gouchsweat after i rammed that chick
Gouchsweat by 10 X April 22, 2010

Gouch Offering 

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).
See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.
grouche by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008
Adjective

gauche (comparative more gauche, superlative most gauche)

Positive
gauche


Comparative
more gauche


Superlative
most gauche

1. Awkward or lacking in social graces; bumbling.

Quotations:
* "Seeking by vulgar pomp and gauche display" — Samuel Griswold (1793-1860)
Cell phone interruption and etiquette is gauche.
gauche by plantmilkweedseeds April 7, 2008