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Performium 

A fun Minecraft server where the owners and staff try to create servers that the players actually want, and request, actually listening to player input, while also making fun videos that really connects the owner, RGA to the players on his server.
Know any fun Minecraft servers?

I really like Performium! It has fun servers, and the owner is super cool.
Performium by TensaiSenpai October 19, 2021
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perform a core dump 

Originating from IT roots, where it also refers to a less than pleasant prospect, to "perform a core dump" (in some marginally civilized, yet uncouth circles of urbanity) refers to the process of laboriously evacuating one's bowels - usually resulting in a hefty pile and dispersed shrapnel all over the porcelain scooter.
Dang, man! Did you have to come and perform a core dump at MY possy?!

To the mall security guard: "Dude, where's the jazz?! I urgently need to perform a core dump, or I might embarrass the shoppers!
perform a core dump by nafi November 5, 2007

Palos Verdes Performing Arts Conservatory 

A performing arts conservatory in Palos Verdes, California. An escape from the goths and tranny's of school theater programs; this program has more kids from different cities. If you want your 11 year old kid to become a twerking, snobby, self righteous asshole, put em in performing groups! Seriously, who the fuck wants to see their daughter dance like they want to fuck the entire audience. You can get some good experience out of it, and the shows they put on are pretty decent. But be ready for a culture that is run by upper middle/high class high school girls that will reject you and outcast you if you don't fit in with their culture of drugs, getting blackout drunk, vaping, fucking other stoners, and getting high during rehearsal. The level of people talking behind other people's backs is unparalleled. The toxic environment fueled by these TikTok dancing, ass shaking, pricks goes totally over the head of the directors, God bless their souls. This toxic environment goes down to the top, the director of the entire Norris Theatre, a rich white theatre mom who inherited the place. Runs it like a fucking dictatorship, will fire you if you don't kiss her ass and make a conga line celebrating her at meetings. If you dare leave the Conservatory, even for one season, good luck trying to come back! They won't let you, if you're a girl, that is. If you're a guy you can throw a temper tantrum about what part you got and they will cave and give the bigger one to you anyways.
"you, should I do a show at the Palos Verdes Performing Arts conservatory?"
"If you're a hot, white fuck boy or girl who doesn't give a shit about anyone and loves a toxic environment of repression and assholery"
"Oh, okay. I guess I'll only spend 19 hours a week there not 20."

Performing stupid shit 

Performing stupid shit is quite an azalea thing to do

Southern C.A.L Performance 

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.
Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.

Performium 

An awesome Minecraft server with an amazing community, and amazing staff. Tends to have haters that are just butt hurt kids probably from being banned for cheating, accusing owners of breaking the Eula when they aren't, because they don't really understand what it actually is. (don't actually want to read it) A server that has a sadly lacking minigames section, but makes up for it with the amazing community, and fun to play long-term servers.
Why do people hate on performium?
Oh, dont mind them, they are just salty from getting perm banned, and wont swallow their pride.

Hey, what it Performium?

A fun server owned by a duck and a goose, and has a fun community to get to know.
Performium by PhoenixKing96 November 20, 2021

performance review

A chance for others less capable than yourself to get their own back
I worked my ass off for six months on that project and delivered on time and on budget but in my performance review all my boss could do was critique my soft skills.