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Rocky Mountain Snot Box 

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube
There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.
Rocky Mountain Snot Box by Mbop January 14, 2022

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory 

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

Beaver Mountain 

Beaver Mountain by richard_harry February 25, 2022

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW 

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

Rocky Mountain Shower 

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

Brokeback Mountain 

Have you ever watched Brokeback Mountain? Yes, the movie is the greatest LGBT Movie ever created!