the slammer 

Slang for prison.

Woman: I just got back from the slammer.

Man: Your time there must have been tough.

the slammer by Mearthfromearth December 30, 2013

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slamkanversation 

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

Slamkanversation by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009

Slamulet 

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

Slamulet by jockerty March 31, 2019

Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.

Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner

Chunky Slammer by ihearttravis October 18, 2010

Louisiana Slammer 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

Louisiana Slammer by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010