A vehicle of station wagontype typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.
Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."
A term that that defines an individual who desperately tries to censor anything that goes against their own logic in some cases even trying to get as much attention as they possibly can in the process.
These individuals are typically ones that spend too much time inside a Hivemind and are unable to distinguish between what's real and what's fake.
user: "hey, why was i banned from this server? i haven't broken any rules."
discord insert controversial topic here admin: "reasons."
user: "slamapilled!"