Skip to main content

Wellington Landings Middle School

The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.
Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.

Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.
Wellington Landings Middle School mug front
Get the Wellington Landings Middle School mug.
See more merch

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
Related Words

Landmine 

The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!
Landmine by Lennent July 30, 2010

Landfucks 

When your landlords are absolutely terrible, and not worthy to have "Lord" used in the same sentence.
My landfucks walked into my house and went through my shit. I can't wait to get the hell out of here.
Landfucks by NikkiNation April 8, 2017

Landcarpatrician 

The landcarpatrician is a Landscaper, Carpenter, and Electrician. This is a very special job. This job requires a lot of your social life because it is three jobs in one, so if you do get this job... good luck finding a girlfriend.
My dad is a Landcarpatrician... I don't see him that much.
Landcarpatrician by Steven Shovel October 19, 2018

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
Omg he looks like a dirty Landon
Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020