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Jessica Ringer 

“Oh who’s that girl?”
“Her name’s Jessica Ringer, what a hoe.”

Glen Ringer 

A term used to describe when you have to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel to make up the numbers for your Thursday night kick about!
Things you do not love to see...

Lads we've only got 6 lads up for it so we need to get in a couple of Glen Ringer's

Shocking!
Glen Ringer by Glen Ringer May 6, 2021

Bell ringer 

A man who can hit the dangly thing in the back of a throat
Hey baby, did you know I’m a bell ringer?
Bell ringer by Ironquad January 25, 2022

Girlfriend ringer

A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.
Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!

Afghani bell ringer 

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.
Afghani bell ringer by Nut N run September 1, 2017

Ranger Up 

To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.
"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"

"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"