Nostrich

When the mic is touching your nose

"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".

Nostrich by Flurple snurple January 2, 2017

Chloe's nostrils 

A cave where bats like to live.

Mady wanted a pet bat so she checked up Chloe's nostrils.

Chloe's nostrils by Lana2700 May 6, 2014

Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions

"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"

Nostraldomus by xynth3a December 1, 2009

Goldfish NostrilBlaster 

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.

My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!

Goldfish NostrilBlaster by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011

nostrologist 

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.

Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!

nostrologist by dr. C. Nostril Nostronomous October 17, 2007

nostrilophile 

An individual who is sexually aroused by nostrils.

Josh loves allergy season because all the girls' nostrils are so well lubricated. I think he might be a nostrilophile.

nostrilophile by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.

Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!

blue nostrils by Autismo420 January 24, 2018