Free Thinker 

A philosophical viewpoint that opinions or beliefs of reality should be based on science, logic and reason. Ideas should not be derived from religion, authority, governments or dogmas.

A free thinker should not reject nor accept any proposed truths of organized religion, established norms, media, etc. They should determine if the belief is valid based on their own knowledge, intuition, research and reason. Just because other people believe in it, doesn't mean it's right! Use your own judgment and think critically!

Free Thinker by Autumn's Modesty September 19, 2009

tinker stinker 

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

tinker stinker by taylen24 October 14, 2013

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

dump tickets by muffler November 9, 2008

tinkerbell'd 

when you go out and get drunk with your buddies, with the thought of acid in the background of your mind. then y'alll arrive back to the pad, and y'all take some acid and feel hella fucked up.

Dude1: dude we should get some JIB
dude2: yeah that sound like pretty cool thing to do while were drunk.
dude3: yeah lets do it
dude4: Nah fuck that shit i got acid lets get tinkerbell'd

tinkerbell'd by almondroca April 20, 2011

Tinkerfuck 

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

Tinkerfuck by Buggums March 14, 2022

Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.

"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"

Tinder finger by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015

Tinder ghost 

Someone who keeps reappearing on Tinder no matter how many times you swipe them left or right.

John (Showing his smart-phone): "Dude, check out this Tinder babe."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."

Tinder ghost by pesevenghi July 7, 2015