Blob Marley 

Smokin while on the loo

gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"

Blob Marley by sfgaesdfs March 12, 2016

blob job 

a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.

hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
...

blob job by jewpornstar April 12, 2011

blob chins 

Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.

"i love my blobchins" matty giles

"no-no" matty giles

blob chins by kill_the_townies_or_they'll_want_40p_'blud' January 21, 2004

blob bullets 

shooting a load in the bitches face!!!

I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby

blob bullets by mavros April 23, 2006

Blob out 

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you just blob out again?

Blob out by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

Blob cock 

A male reproductive organ that is as wide or wider than it is long can and should be refered to as a blob cock, or the more politically correct version of it, the b.c. Can also be refered to as a bittner fat dick or b.f.d.

Hey everyone...look at Kim! He's got a blob cock, hahahahaha!

Chris is sooo lose he took Kim's b.c. in the glory hole

Blob cock by B.C. King February 23, 2008

blob by blob commentary 

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

blob by blob commentary by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007