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Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard by O' Chungus September 25, 2023
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Lake bernard Park 

Lake bernard Park is the bestplace in the world. Found in Sunridge Ontario Canada. You go in the summer it is beautiful there are dances parks a beach etc. It is not like camping at all really, you have hot water and hydro. IT IS AWESOME
Girl one: Where should I go this summer?

Girl two: Idk Disney Land

Girl one: I guess but I wanted somewhere better

Girl three: What about Lake Bernard Park

Girl one: Yes thats it I love your awesome idea

Girl Two: CAN I COME ?!?!?!!?!

both girls: Yes we wouldnt want you to miss it
Lake bernard Park by 2-good-4-U January 2, 2012

Aaron Bernard 

THUG MONEY FOOL. this niggah right hur got no swagg. he needs lotion man, dis bitch's hand are like the sahara. he looks fresh with his hand me down sweatshirts with build in rims dawgg. he's got 3, SET FO LYFE. his basketball skills are pathetic. kid's got no talent. he got no set team, which evah 1 is winnin, thats who bernard is goin wit. AA battery is one emotional motherfucker. shit goes down when you mention his gay pride. lil wayne is his hero dawg he's obsessed with him, in a homosexual way. don't even get me started on his swaggarific walk. bugs bunny bernard.. tru g.
kid #1: yooo AAAAARON
aaron bernard: yo what up man.
kid #1: lets shoot some hoops.
aaron bernard: LegoooOOOoOooOOo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0 !

Gill St. Bernard's 

Daycare where education comes to die. Rich kids think they don't need to learn and they don't end up learning. Gill caters exactly to that. The teaching is lame, teachers hate their jobs (in all lower, middle and upper schools); it's usually in the last two months that anything of value is taught in the classroom. Some teachers are ex-gill students.. shows how great their education was- it couldn't even get them another job! Teachers are jealous of the kids and it shows. They do everything possible to stay behind state standard curriculums. Kids are mostly left to themselves. Resources are squandered on repeat mailings asking for exorbitant donations or to buy lottery tickets for cheap trinkets that even our dogs could afford. Even with all that wealth, educational standards are practically behind every other public school in the state, if not the nation. Science and math is non-existent, so if you want you kid to apply to dental school or get into a financial math program, this is not the place. They have way too much drama to do anyone any good, except the liberal arts crowd that ends up at Rutgers (if even that) or Raritan Community College (if even that). Everything is catered to pleasing the Prada parents who anyway aren't around most of the time to care what their kids are doing. It used to be a girls' school for theater studies... what would you expect?
You can count on your fingers the number of Gill St. Bernard's graduates that have gone on to (and graduated from) any top-thirty (let alone top-ten) undergraduate colleges or universities in the past two decades. That should tell you a lot about the emphasis Gill places on EDUCATION of the mind. Send your kids to school here and forget about them.
Gill St. Bernard's by cheapkate December 19, 2009

Dirty Bernard 

The act of a male pulling out as a female squirts juice in his mouth. He then holds her juice in his mouth as he cums in her mouth then spits her cum in her mouth. The female then gargles on the cum cocktail as she sucks the males dick...
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Hey that girl is a freak I heard she gave Lucas a dirty Bernard at the farm party
Dirty Bernard by Spanish_currency January 9, 2018

St. Bernard

"Being St. Bernarded" is a verb used to describe the act of attempting to access a website that is blocked by St. Bernard. It is also used as an adjective referring to said website.
"Aww hell, I've just been St. Bernarded!"

"Dude, you totally just got St. Bernarded."

"Way to send me a survey that's St. Bernarded, ya jackass."
St. Bernard by Race February 16, 2005

saint bernard 

when you cummmmm in a girls mouth and you punch her in the jaw, breaking it, thus she drools like a saint bernard (or a bulldog, you get da picture).
Damn I punched that minger in the face after she bit my dick and she was so high and drunk she just sat there retarded and drooled like a saint bernard. Aight minga?
saint bernard by Madame Minga January 8, 2010