taproot 

1. Very good band

2. Type of root system for some plants

1. I'm listening to Mine by Taproot.

2. Carrots are taproots.

taproot by Scruffy1 July 6, 2005

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

tapmatic 

describing someone who you would not hesitate to sleep with; gorgeous; irresitable

"that Denise is soooo tapmatic...I'd do her in a second!"

tapmatic by bmoc November 20, 2003

Roll the Tapes 

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

Roll the Tapes by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

tapioca milk tea 

milk tea with tapioca, thus the most amazing and yummy drink ever created in the whole entire world; very addicting

bob: Oh my gosh! Isn't that your 10th cup of tapioca milk tea this week?

fred: I can't help it! I'm addicted~

tapioca milk tea by tmt-lover April 17, 2010

flex tape 

powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.

first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean

second person: *jumps off bridge*

flex tape by yatomeino August 13, 2018

Tapiture

1. The masculine alternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).

2. Pinterest with a dick.

3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.

Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."

Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."

Tapiture by Chad-Syphrett November 28, 2012