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Swamp Ass 

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
Swamp Ass by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018
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Swampscott 

A small town in Eastern Massachusetts where half the teenage population is privileged Jewish white kids who wear Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, and the other half is a mix of stoners, alcoholics, and kids who have nothing better to do than sit around and complain about how there's nothing to do. The High School is absolute dog shit where the teachers constantly have foot-long dicks up their asses, making the place a living hell. The sports teams are shit and we lose to Marblehead Football every year. We don't even have a mascot. What the fuck is a Big Blue. Kids around here know how to throw down though, the rips are highkey the place to be. The cops around town are complete pigs and will take every opportunity to bag someone because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS HERE. Every girl who lives here will claim to have an "iced coffee addiction," and every guy will try to flex on how much bud they smoke or to what extent they've destroyed their fucking liver. Drug deals happen at Gulf. All the school daces are grind-fests. Kids will get together to literally just drive around to other small towns in the area and do literally nothing. No one fucking likes it here so we all pretty much spend most of our time in Nahant. Basically a small town in the middle of preppy, annoying Marblehead pussies and gang banging, voilent Lynn kids, so everyone here is some type of weird. Also we like putting babies in fridges. Roll Swamp.
Faggot 1: Where are you from?
Faggot 2: Swampscott.
Faggot 1: lmfao ew
Swampscott by fuckmarblehead April 10, 2019
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Swamp-ninja 

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
Swamp-ninja by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

Swamp Donkey 

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
Swamp Donkey by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

Swamp Monster 

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
Swamp Monster by Sossburger January 28, 2020

Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp
It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse
Swamp Arse by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020

Swamp Monkey 

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress
A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys
Swamp Monkey by Toad30712 April 10, 2021