wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

wanking by chickunman June 15, 2003

Wanking afteritch 

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

Wanking afteritch by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

Wanking by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

clean wanking 

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

clean wanking by manx aribter January 27, 2009

Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

Wanking by tom millhouse March 2, 2004

dog wanking fuck stick 

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

dog wanking fuck stick by pax September 18, 2003

Paraletic Wanking 

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

Paraletic Wanking by Real sound February 16, 2009