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Small town in Paignton.

Inbred, and they know they are.

We can see them holding hands.

Granny shaggers, granny shaggers.

Non-league, and they know they are.

Even worse than Exeter.

Plymouth Argyle 11 Torqueer United 0
Torqueer by Argyle Till I Die April 7, 2007

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014

Torquay academy 

A shitty school located in Devon in English, it’s not very good u aren’t allowed to enter most of the school if u do u r punished with a detention , students don’t even have there own pencil cases having to have all matching clear ones , the school violates human rights they even hired a known pedo me French search it up if u don’t believe
“What’s that shitty thing

“O it’s Torquay academy”

Torquin' it 

The act of masturbating at in a rigorous manner and at a feverish pace
When we realized JW was alone in his room, with an extensive porn collection, we quickly determined he must be torquin' it.
Torquin' it by Bryant Daniels April 4, 2006

torquing wicked cable 

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"
a great place in Devonshire with a lot of chavs and roadmen who are mostly posh boys who have a fake London accent and call everyone their G‼️❤️ Has a lovely town centre swarming with chavs!
Jessica: Have you heard of Torquay?
Chav: Ye fam uno I live there and all that u wanna come town centre and buy me them fresh creps myg.

Jessica: No thanks I heated there’s lots of chavs.
Chav: Wot u chatting fam I will scrap u yeh, need a good scrap init.
torquay by funtimeswiththegang March 27, 2019