Dirty Schnitzel 

When you finger someones ass and wipe it on their upper lip leaving a Hitler stash on their lip.

"Donny gave me a dirty schnitzel last night at German fest."

Dirty Schnitzel by WankyWanda June 28, 2021

Schnitzel Fritz 

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.

That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

Schnitzel Fritz by kungfoojedi July 6, 2015

Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

Schnitzel by eynal May 9, 2019

Van Schnitzel 

Smiling assassin that creates mischief.

Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.

See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.

Did you hear what VanSchnitzel got up to last night?
No - but I'd sure like to.

Van Schnitzel by Giles Smythe May 8, 2003

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

schnitzelled by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021

schnitzeldoodle 

This is a derogatory name for one who happens to be both black and jewish. (Usually born and raised in the upper class suburban area) Combining schnitzel with snickerdoodle, insinuating that this jew escaped the oven a little too late.

Man 1: Give me $500 or I will destroy your credit score.
Man 2: stfu schnitzeldoodle.

schnitzeldoodle by Yomamacallsmedaddy June 26, 2023

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

Weiner-schnitzled by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026