sloppy porridge 

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

sloppy porridge by kazza41 June 17, 2014

Bowl Of Porridge 

When you ejaculate in someone's navel.

When Sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge!

Bowl Of Porridge by Goldilocksbookake September 29, 2007

porrige 

A soft food made by boiling oatmeal or another meal in water or milk

"Whats for dinner tonight?" "Porrige"

porrige by PersistantHugger August 1, 2012

bum porridge 

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

bum porridge by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

porridge

Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

porridge by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009

Devils Porridge 

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

Devils Porridge by Gordon September 16, 2003

porridgewog 

A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.

Shut up you Porridgewog

porridgewog by Haitch January 13, 2005