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a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
Morten by Korsa March 3, 2004
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morted Morten Morbed morte mosted moted mortadella's mortadelo Morteza marted

Moted Facial 

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.
Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!
Moted Facial by R Morris August 31, 2006

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

mortebation 

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation
"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."
mortebation by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Morten and Ingrid 

They had sex
Morten and Ingrid has lots of sex
Moredun is a place to get fags and green or drink and u don’t want to mess
“Here bro wanna go moredun”
No bro that place is filled with scary cunts”
Moredun by 123 yer da June 10, 2019