Barn Schnitzel 

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

Barn Schnitzel by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

Dirty Schnitzel 

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

Dirty Schnitzel by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

Hot Crossed Schnitzel by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

schnilzer 

Another name for a water bong.

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

schnilzer by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

Schnickelfritz 

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)

Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!

Schnickelfritz by Rampant Andie May 18, 2011

schnite 

A stupid person that is incredibly annoying and makes you filled with rage

“Hey man did you see that stupid schnite walking down the hallway yesterday?”
“Yeah, what a schnite.”

schnite by swaglicious688 October 15, 2020