Maloria 

A Playerworld on the game "Graal(A P2P zelda rip off)"

Full of 12 year old corrupt abusive "staff" who ban you for "lagging" into or wall or telling them to fuck off, eat shit and die.

The majority of people who play on it (all) are 12 year old homosexual j3w fuckers who "LOL A TRIAL" at people who don't want to pay for a shit zelda rip off laggy peice of shit game.

Longdon is a h0bbit shagging fucktard who is shit at gfx and also has a website (longdonshobbits.netfirms.com)

"Shockei" is a master of "leet hax" as his website clearly shows (graalhax0r.netfirms.com)
Also a master at sucking off Dr. Pepper bottles

Maloria So shit.

Maloria by hitl0rz October 29, 2006

Malori 

(Ma-lor-ee)
Anoter, more unique way, of spelling Mallory.

Also known as Nutsy, Sporky, Weetsie, a cannible, Shorty.

Is generlly short.
Likes soccer. (Somewhat vicious).
And likes to dye her hair and get piercings.

Soccer Game:
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Boy (opposing team playing offence)
Malori (defence of home team)
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Boy checks Malori out. Follows her when she doesn't even have the ball. Creeper.

Malori gets the ball. He runs to her. She deeks around him and "accidentally" knees him in the thigh.

Boy goes off field limping.

Malori by Sneaky Spork May 3, 2009

Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

Mallory's Ice Cream Day by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

mallorca 

A person who spends all their time at the mall.
Usually in groups called pods.

"Hey look at all those MallOrcas hanging out near Forever 21"

mallorca by Parker79 November 16, 2016

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

mallerism by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

Mallorbation 

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.

Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.

Mallorbation by TeahTeahBanana May 14, 2011

Malorie 

A beautiful person with a heart of gold and one of the funniest people you’ll meet. She is beautiful inside and out. She’s addicting to be around her energy is contagious. She may seem shy and introverted in a group of many people or people she doesn’t know well but with her friends she is expressive/extroverted and can be the life of the party. She is one of the most loyal, caring and selfless people you’ll ever meet. If you’re friends with or dating a Malorie she will be your biggest supporter. She is truly unique and one of a kind. If you have a Malorie in your life respect and cherish them. You will regret Losing them.

Malorie’s are the nicest people you’ll meet

Malorie by Jayybirdd November 23, 2021