digistraction 

The constant distraction caused by all kinds of digital media like blog articles, newsletters, mailing-lists, videos, podcasts, mp3-files etc. (based on 'digital' and 'distraction')

He never finishes anything because of constant digistraction.
"I'm sorry, I'm a victim of digistraction."
Oscar Wilde (updated): "I can resist anything except digistraction."

digistraction by Jochen Lueders December 25, 2008

distractinating 

Being distracted while you are procrastinating.

Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"

distractinating by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013

Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

Distractible by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

Woman of Mass Destruction 

Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.

Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl

Woman of Mass Destruction by Movie Maaad April 4, 2011

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

total pussy destruction by cunt munchier July 13, 2014

weapons of ass destruction 

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.

OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!

weapons of ass destruction by The Jigga Man March 8, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

weapons of mass destruction by buttonshXc February 7, 2004