Falling from a great height and shitting yourself midair.
Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Person A: Oh fuck I'm falling! Eeeek! *shits self midair*
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
by realtalkniggaz March 21, 2013
Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.
Also RC are the best clan on VDR.
Also RC are the best clan on VDR.
by The Metal King October 10, 2016
By far the most anticipated movie of 2012, maybe in history. It's the 3rd and last movie of Christopher Nolan's brilliant Batman series. It features one of Batman oldest, most known villain- Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) the movies release date is July 20th 2012.
Guy 1: Did you see the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises?? Jim Gordan looks pretty beat up.
Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.
Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.
by Megamaverick99 August 28, 2011
The third and final installment in Christopher Nolan's highly critically acclaimed winning Batman franchise. Scheduled to release on July 20, 2012
by Jack977 October 31, 2010
i wake as the dark knight rises!~
by the duder 777 November 16, 2012
by Rlaba December 9, 2013