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jack crossing 

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited
Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens
jack crossing by The killer penis November 15, 2016

Animal Crossing Party

A Discord server for the game animal crossing new horizons, however the server is pretty bad as the mods have a censorship problem and if you say anything that would show people that the server is bad they would do anything in their power to get rid of it, the mods are also power hungry.
Person 1: I got banned from Animal Crossing Party for saying the f word for the 10th time, and saying it is also why I got all my strikes.

Person 2: damn.

Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004

crass monkey 

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!
crass monkey by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011

Cress Garden 

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!
Cress Garden by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006

Crossaphobia 

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
Crossaphobia by NVchococat April 29, 2012