wonk dick 

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

wonk dick by wonkdick June 17, 2018

wonk wonk 

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

wonk wonk by spiridon December 28, 2008

wonk'd 

Wonk'd is a common phrase used on the political blog Wonkette.com to describe when the vagina of the female drawing at the top left of the page drops out.

Her vagina slowly dragged across my face meaning I was "wonk'd"

wonk'd by BoredinDC June 16, 2007

wonk saggin 

1. when the balls on a man sag down

Yo my wonk saggin down to me knees!!!

wonk saggin by franke April 3, 2006

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

Wonk-wackled by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

Wonk Wink by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019

Wonk Zilla 

A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.

The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!

Wonk Zilla by WonkZilla4President April 19, 2022